giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 09, 2024

Giant SaurusRack

The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.

Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.

Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)

Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!

So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!

So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

giant alex

minecraft creepypasta.

*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex

by what king December 04, 2021

Giant andy

A man who has a large number of mentally disabled children.

Have you seen that giant Andy I’d love to see his family get togethers.

by Godcomplex2025 February 01, 2025

New jersey giants

Dog food

I'm feeding my dog the new jersey giants tonight

by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023

Fifth Giant (planet)

this planet once orbited Saturn and Uranus, but it got too close that Saturn and Jupiter's gravity took it and throwed it out of the solar system, but Jupiter and Saturn ejected it around 4 billion years ago. It is though to be similar to Uranus and Neptune

Person 1:i miss fifth giant (planet).
Person 2: what even is that?

by appleapple_1 September 02, 2023

Giant steak

A man thick dick

Spencer has a giant steak

by Superbitchtherealhero August 09, 2017