In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.

Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

by Step up and play: Into the future... March 17, 2005

futdup

just past 'drunk enough,' but shy of kablastafucked.. works well when spelled out (f-u-t-d-u-p) to confuse those who are.

Party Person #1: "Are you alright man?"

Party Person #2: "Sheezle, I'm a li'l futdup, but I'll let you know before I get kablastafucked."

by otherblandart July 14, 2005

futurefic

1. (n)
A fan-fiction that takes place in the future; predictions for a fandom in a story-written form.

Many futurefics are written for several fandoms.

by Lladro Giraffe March 27, 2008

Futugly

A combined insult which means the one who you insult is "fat" and "ugly".

"Did you see that ass?! He's so rude AND futugly!"

by Sangelus July 13, 2009

Future wireless fieldwork

When two men touch each other through a linksys

Hey, are you into future wireless fieldwork?

by DeEnda February 16, 2010

future past

What you thought the future would be like in the past. Sometim

Guy: I thought my life would be better at this point..
Dude: You've failed your future past V.V

by futurepastboots April 14, 2010

Future Fiancé

A term invented in late 2020 that refers to a “boyfriend”, whom you know will propose at some point (hopefully sooner than later). People who use the term #FF are not desperate, rather just on the same page as their significant other.

Person 1- Alyssa is so desperate, she refers to her man as future fiancé!

Person 2- Actually, you just sound jealous! Her FF has already made it clear he wants to get married... therefore “future fiancé” is totally justified in her case!

by Know it all 1 September 10, 2020