Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)
"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."
by Ouimer June 9, 2009
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Weird flex but ok

A subtle, awkward, brag. Usually done unintentionally, out of custom.
- "I think these pants are a bit too tight; There's such a noticeable bulge around my junk area. It looks weird, doesn't it?"

- "(Uhh), Weird flex but ok"
by H.E. Hockeysticks II November 13, 2018
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Flex Calves

When you've run for so much that your calves have gotten to the point where you have to wear shorts.
Matthew's calves are so big we could call them flex calves.
by Sewing Machines Australia September 11, 2018
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Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed
Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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Dont Flex December

During the month of December, you can not flex any muscle, wear anything that show’s muscles or take any mirror pics after gym. You will be able to in January

This is just so person can see how much bigger they have got
Frapo: Bro why are you wearing a jacket at the gym?

Bob: its dont flex December

Frapo: you’re broke….
by Skiteatta December 7, 2022
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weird flex, but okay

when you have a weird or random talent but its cool at the same time and people just go with it
guy: "i can play a saxophone upside down"
girl: "weird flex, but okay"
by xohoessss November 3, 2018
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