Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).
Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
by Havvok November 24, 2024
The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation
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by TheRealFishyFries January 12, 2023
Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!
Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.
After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.
Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.
After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.
Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
by salad bar ho April 02, 2017