fred

a large 3d mole on a little boy with a mustache and big ears neck named billy

bruh fred makes me nauseous

by Griffffyyriffyy June 11, 2021

Fred

The one dude that searches google on google.

Did you just fred again

by PiesPiesPies June 11, 2018

Fred Patten

The man who caused my eyeballs to catch fire thus making me fall over the railing leading to my skull to split in two like a chunk of wood. He created the furry fandom.

“We need our top assassins to deal with Fred Patten.

by A Little Parasite On The Web February 5, 2023

Fred

A short way of saying "friend"

"Goodbye my fred"

by Saadane June 25, 2017

Fred

Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...

oh shit fred is on the team

by AsianTec April 22, 2017

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010