Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
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The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. Their names are Clotho (the Spinner), Lachesis (the Alloter) and Atropos (the Inflexible). In the older myths, they were the daughters of Nyx, but later, they are more often portrayed as the offspring of Zeus and Themis. In Orphic cosmogony, their mother is said to have been Ananke orNecessity. Either way, they had enormous power and even Zeus was unable to recall their decisions.
The Moirai, or Fates, are usually thought of as three sisters.
Your death has already been decided by the Fates, Agrius.
Your death has already been decided by the Fates, Agrius.
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Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking
Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter
Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in
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He then put the mic right up to his arsehole and went to rip an absolute belter of a fart but instead met with a reeky stench. Upon inspection, he further concluded that he has shat his jocks.
He then put the mic right up to his arsehole and went to rip an absolute belter of a fart but instead met with a reeky stench. Upon inspection, he further concluded that he has shat his jocks.
Person 1: "I'm struggling to chase the ball right now."
Person 2: "Just like Jamie Bridges is struggling to chase the guilt away from that fateful day in 2016 when he stank the gaff out"
Person 2: "Just like Jamie Bridges is struggling to chase the guilt away from that fateful day in 2016 when he stank the gaff out"
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