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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
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Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.
Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!
by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022
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Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
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Flute Salad

While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.
Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
by Teky.SB August 31, 2022
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dirt flute

When you fuck you partner up the ass, then they give you a blow job after
I fucked her in the ass, then she played the dirt flute
by Freedivercam January 20, 2024
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