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England

The best country in the world and probably the most hated for some reason but we dont drink tea all day and we r not all posh, actually i've never met anyone that talks like 'we' do in american films.
England help france in the war and then they sell really dangerous bombs n stuff to argentinians in the falklands war
by jakew September 14, 2006
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English

put spin on a pool shot in such a way as to make the cue ball travel in a curve
English my ass... this pool table is so shitty you couldn't make a straight shot if you wanted to
by des September 15, 2003
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england vs america

Adding the point to "Her Most Royal Majesty"

#1 We arent eastern, Japan is the east, we are western, just not as western as you.
#2 So right you call us british, we call you earthlings? i mean according to your logic thats what you are, i mean believe it or not you must be from earth.
#3 We didnt give it the name soccer, that sounds crap, we called it football as you kick it with your feet, you changed it to soccer at some point? if we gave it that name how come us ENGLISH call it football?
#4 By former colonies helped us out, do you mean prevented a tyrant from taking over the world, doesnt sound like a "little squabble", any idea how many innocent people were killed?. And for your information and everyone elses , america did not save any one in world war 2, it was russia, they had the greatest losses and gave the biggest help by attacking the germans from the east, sandwhiching them, the americans did not attack from the east...
"hey you called it soccer"
"we called it football, you must've for what ever reason changed that perfect suitable name"

england vs america = china wins
by troller2418 June 24, 2010
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Englandization

A term to discribe decline of a previously civilized Western European country. As a result of conservative, strictly free economy capitalist govenrment.

Also meaning the influence that U.S.A may have on the policies of smaller countries often allies. Related to old term Finlandization. Finlandisierung
This period of conservatism has been, in effect, the politics of economic decline. We have been unsettled spectators at the Englandization of our economy. Our universities, government programs, health care system, libraries, and roads are all becoming more modest--some of them slightly shabby, like pensioners who can't replace their tattered socks.The politics of decline has produced an ethic in which people, facing shrinking fortunes, are pitted against each other. In this environment people care more about preserving what they can for themselves than contributing to the commonwealth, the common good. Taxes are resented as an unwarranted intrusion, rather than as a contribution to such community benefits as education, transportation, street lights, and safety.
by Svenssonsson January 18, 2008
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Old English 800

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.
Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
by Daxa July 18, 2009
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English Houdini

When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.
I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.
by negamooks August 11, 2008
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The English Welcome

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.
Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?
by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019
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