To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."
"Better eat you meaties."
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Get the eat the meaties mug.Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.
Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.
Unless he also likes eating shit.
Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.
Unless he also likes eating shit.
Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors
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I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
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Person 1: we're stranded and I'm so hungry
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now
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Get the Eat the children mug.When there can only be one winner, but you like the person you're against, you would say this almost like you are asking to tie the game.
originally from the Hunger Games
originally from the Hunger Games
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