To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
by South American Tundra May 21, 2025
Is sweet, funny, but kind of weird. The weird that you look for in a guy who you can crack jokes with and say anything that comes to mind which only lead to an insane amount of laughter between both of you. Dakota is the type of guy who you can see tries so hard to make sure your okay first and tries even hard to understand even some of the most annoying and stupid things that you might say. He has a giggle that is so sweet and innocent which only makes you want to smile 10 times more than the average human smiles in their whole lifetime. Dakota might be your soul mate but just his presence in your life for even a short amount of time will be one of the best things that could ever happen to you. Dakota is the type of guy to be cherished and not taken for granted.
by user83949722 June 14, 2022
Dakota is also a very very very sweet child who respects everyone she likes especially her bestie westie. She is kind but shy just speak to her and she will open up she is amazing.
by UIkaneki July 09, 2022
A loving man who can be stupid at times and can be a goof. He likes to go back for more with others and is very nice to the ones he loves. He is into boys and can sometimes get bullied by it becuase of events. Although he loves his family he does tend to go off with his mates and have a good time. They do sometimes take the mick and call him gay.
He is a bold person who is full of him self and can be cocky most of the time.
He is a bold person who is full of him self and can be cocky most of the time.
by Jamie clockwall October 24, 2018
Stop being a Dakota!
by Onion rings power May 27, 2022
by Slinger99luck March 21, 2018
dakota is a sweet man who loves words of affirmation and physical touch. if he's comfortable around you, he will start singing. whether its drake, sza, or anything I've been listening to recently. he has a dirty side, that comes out quite frequently. if he likes you. he is one of a kind and very tall. his personality is like no other, he plays basketball and loves it when you tell him how proud you are of him. he doesn't have his dad or brother anymore, but he has his mom, who is an angel from heaven. i love him. dakota loves cats
by he_wuvs_baby January 10, 2024