When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 04, 2024
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While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 09, 2023
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This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 03, 2020
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Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.
We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.
by Sndvl1999 January 21, 2025
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closed road

A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.

The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.
That quite road ahead is a closed road.

Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.
by mr word October 31, 2023
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Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.
The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
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Danger Close

When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways
I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!
by Willierobthorton March 10, 2022
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