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Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries
My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner
by Dinnercat July 21, 2018
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Cat

Word used to designate a thing that has four legs, emits cries that sound like "rrrr" and "meow", eats mainly meat, runs away due to nothings, likes to get petted, has claws, has a triangular pink nose, has a short, absent or long fur, dislikes strong smells, likes to annoy humans, lives for about 12-15 years and breeds like a madman. Is very agile and can run fast and jump higher than its own length. Can also purr, producing motorlike sounds.
Did you see my cat? I did not hear a meow since I came back from work.

My cat is very annoying. Yet I don't even know what it wants. I would like to be able to mute it.
by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016
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Cat

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.
If the cat is nervous, squish that cat!
If the cat does not want to stay still, squish that cat!
If the cat is hungry, squish that cat!
If there is anything wrong with your cat, squish that cat!
by catboi420 December 4, 2018
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Cat

"I seen katy's cat last night"
by DickFuckery August 27, 2016
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Cat

Mean little pieces of shits. If you were getting shot your cat would do fixing nothing. All they do is sit around and be lazy fucks. Sometimes scratches you and furniture.
My cat shit near her litter box instead of in the litter box
by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
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cats

balls of fur with KNIVES ON THERE FEET AND HAVE NO MERCY
that have the cutest faces
oh look at that demon spawn!
oh you mean that cat?
yeah! i love cats
by drizzle wolf November 1, 2020
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Catting

Whereas dogging is an act usually reserved to partaking in sex acts in quite areas such as woodland or a secluded layby, catting would be the opposite. The seasoned 'Catter' loves nothing more than to pull up in a busy area such as a McDonalds Drive Thru and 'Cat Call' people in the car park by using various light flicking combinations.

It is always a safe bet to switch off all lights while waiting at a drive through as you never know if your going to get a Number 9 or a Number 9 large with extra dick through your open window.
Fancy Catting at Mc Donald's later on? Really need to let out some tensions on a fatty!!
by Catter85 November 12, 2018
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