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nub cake

a nub who's failures exceed all other nubs in their immediate area, thus making them the "biggest nub" or the "icing on the cake of nubs" They tend to not only be horrible at whatever it is they are doing, but also have no idea that they are horrible at it. They are such nubs that they are capable of bringing down even the most elite when present. They are dangerously idiotic.
Person 1: I put Caity on our team to even out the game.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.
by Honest Justice May 30, 2006
mugGet the nub cakemug.

piece of cake

Something that's really easy doing
We played against a child. It was piece of cake!
by vnrc October 27, 2013
mugGet the piece of cakemug.

dollar cake

A humorous and worksafe reference to bukkake. Usable as most any part of speech or lexical category provided it is conjugated properly.

Origin: Derived from a mispronunciation of bukkake as "buck cake" instead of "boo ka kay" and subsequently replacing buck, as in currency, with dollar.
(Introduction) "Surfing for porn sure is fun! Huh. What is this 'buck cake?'" *click* "Do not want!"

(Example as a noun, verb, and an adjective) "I gave her some of my dollar cakes by dollar caking on her. It was full of dollar cakey goodness!"

(Interjection) "Oh, dollar cakes!"
by Steneub January 10, 2010
mugGet the dollar cakemug.

stacking cake

I'm gonna keep stacking cake and you're gonna keep stacking cake, then we'll have enough for a 6-month lease.
by DevinG December 16, 2011
mugGet the stacking cakemug.

ghost cake

when you cum in a girl but you aren't sure and you see nothing leaking out of her.
IDk man it could be my child. Last time I was with her I gave her a ghost cake
by Draksketcher October 28, 2017
mugGet the ghost cakemug.

gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"
by cookie1964 February 15, 2013
mugGet the gitch cakemug.

jobby cakes

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”
by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021
mugGet the jobby cakesmug.

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