nub cake

a nub who's failures exceed all other nubs in their immediate area, thus making them the "biggest nub" or the "icing on the cake of nubs" They tend to not only be horrible at whatever it is they are doing, but also have no idea that they are horrible at it. They are such nubs that they are capable of bringing down even the most elite when present. They are dangerously idiotic.

Person 1: I put Caity on our team to even out the game.
Person 2: Makes sense, she's a nub and we are decent players.
Person 1: Yeah, but she's the only nub on our team and she's
brought our score down more than the team of all nubs
Person 2: Wow, what a nub cake.

by Honest Justice May 30, 2006

piece of cake

Something that's really easy doing

We played against a child. It was piece of cake!

by vnrc October 27, 2013

dollar cake

A humorous and worksafe reference to bukkake. Usable as most any part of speech or lexical category provided it is conjugated properly.

Origin: Derived from a mispronunciation of bukkake as "buck cake" instead of "boo ka kay" and subsequently replacing buck, as in currency, with dollar.

(Introduction) "Surfing for porn sure is fun! Huh. What is this 'buck cake?'" *click* "Do not want!"

(Example as a noun, verb, and an adjective) "I gave her some of my dollar cakes by dollar caking on her. It was full of dollar cakey goodness!"

(Interjection) "Oh, dollar cakes!"

by Steneub January 10, 2010

stacking cake

the act of making money.

I'm gonna keep stacking cake and you're gonna keep stacking cake, then we'll have enough for a 6-month lease.

by DevinG December 16, 2011

Cock the Cake

To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.

Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.

Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!

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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"

by Bendy5 April 3, 2010

Cake Trolley

Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking

"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"

by SamMule February 19, 2010

cake spectacular

When someone defecates then jizzes and then defecates on the upper torso of one’s partner.

Oais offered to give Alexis a cake spectacular, however she refused.

by jenna jamason December 12, 2009