falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.
Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.
by Mintberrycrunch756 November 19, 2017
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Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.
She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.
by The Defiant Cow July 07, 2009
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coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”
coconut-pilled
by Bolo99 July 05, 2024
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coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.
"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"
by kayisfoul August 20, 2021
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Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023
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coconut girl

wow mari and kavs are such coconut girls
by cocogirlduh May 15, 2021
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Coconut Skull

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer
by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023
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