Chef's Kiss

The act of spreading your favorite dip over your partners asshole so you can have a lil snack during blowies

She gave me a good Chef's Kiss last night and now there's guacamole touching my prostate

by Lick Moranis May 13, 2025

deep chef

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.

"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."

"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."

by jint3i December 4, 2022

indigestion chef

A complement for a loved one or a person who rips ass with pizazz.

“Oh, I just farted” Your such an indigestion chef”

by Kryptomanta December 12, 2022

Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.

The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.

by Boomgoo December 21, 2022

cheffing

the act of being a chef, acting like a chef, or doing chef-related actions

Caroline: I was cheffing so hard today!!!!!!

by toesmademedothis December 21, 2022

Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.

Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.

Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.

by Practical definer August 30, 2023