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Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.
Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.
by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016
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Candae

Duck lying camel toe having douches daily smelly thief home wrecker fake friend!
Candae: OMG can you believe what happened to Joe last week, his wife found out about his affair with a Candae!
by Gunner77 December 9, 2019
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cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)
wow look at her cankle meat!!!
by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020
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Chandler Riggs

Guy that is totally worth to simp for.

He is the hottest and the most handsome guy in the entire universe.
either way it goes like this -
person 1: „I love Chandler Riggs.”
person 2: „You're my best friend now.”

or like this -
person 1: „I love Chandler Riggs.”
person 2: „But he is mine.”
person 1: „Wanna fight?”
by i dont love you December 19, 2020
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cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game
yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team
by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021
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Candela

Candela is seen as a goddess and one that sits amung the gods. She is the sleepy angel and enjoys to take naps although when awake she has a lot of energy and is extremely fun. Her status was even above the average angels.
Person : you know a candela, she's so fun after her nap she bounces of the walls.

Person : yes she's really funny.
by Eve snowdon January 4, 2022
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Chandlerian

Akin to a smug child who just peed in the pool.
"Have a nice swim," he said with a Chandlerian smile.
by The Dark Author January 11, 2023
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