Burn Unit

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

bowels-a-burning

when you try to lite a fart on fire and the flame goes staight up your asshole and tourches all hair off the poo-hole

i tried to show off by liting farts and my bowels stared burning in which i lost all hair around rectum leaving my bowels-a-burning.

by jon and bill November 29, 2002

Slut burns

The friction marks on the inside of a girls legs due to having too many sexual partners in a short period of time.

Im taking Kat to the store to get some aloe for her slut burns, I told her fifteen guys is too many for one night but she doesnt listen!

by SoberStoner June 26, 2010

Burns harbor

A town in northwest indiana where the people are weird the fire chief dosent know his head from a hole in the ground and the town councle are circus rejects also we seem to have 1 steel mill truck stops and fire work stores not to mention liquor stores its a hookers paradise

burns harbor

by Bh boy December 16, 2008

Burning Fog

A rock band that is made up of Tucker Hemphill (Drums, production, vocals), and Ted Gallegos (guitar, bass, vocals). As the lead singer, Ted has received criticism from listeners with many accusations towards him saying that he 'can't sing'.

Person 1: "Have you heard the song 'My Way of Life' by Burning Fog?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's cool but the singer needs some work!"

by Crescendoll January 22, 2014

ninja burn

To unexpectedly burn anyone after being idle or silent during a conversation or situation.

To insult successfully without being involved.

Some guy ninja burned us on the bus today.

The only time Rob ever says anything is when he sees the opportunity for a ninja burn.

by yournamesalreadybeingused October 16, 2010

burn to shine

Self-destruction in the pursuit of art or glory.

We lost them too early: Jean Harlow, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Heath Ledger. They burned to shine.
Don't worry about me, I won't burn to shine.

by Tsarevna May 15, 2012