Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 28, 2009
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Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
by DHalla November 27, 2010
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Cunty Blumpkin

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.
What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?
by amanblah December 09, 2018
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Rustic Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while in a porta potty, outhouse or general wilderness setting
While not ideal, Brian could not pass up the chance to receive a Rustic Blumpkin during an emergency deuce at the country festival porta potty by a townie.
by TheUrbanSombrero August 03, 2019
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frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue
Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin
by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 08, 2023
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Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 05, 2022
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Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere February 05, 2011
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