Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 29, 2023

purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito April 02, 2014

Neeto Burrito

A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.

guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"

by A FREAKING NACHO May 16, 2018

Smoking a burrito

Smoking marijuana

Smoking A Burrito

“Did you see jimmy this morning he was in his van smoking a burrito.”

by iamdawae March 26, 2020

cheese burrito

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.

1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard

by Chuchubug November 23, 2014

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016

burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes

Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

by gummy bear queen July 13, 2015