bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009

Bollockic

Totally pointless conversation, talking shit, builshit, bollocks / bollock

I'm hanging out with these motherfucking wankers for some bollockic conversation at Boujis

by Solosplash April 19, 2012

French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.

Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.

by soupeh March 8, 2011

sandra bullocks

1. Bullshit or nonsense. Cockney Rhyming Slang for bollocks 2. Testicles, balls.

1.If cheating weren't bad enough the bitch had to give me that load of Sandra Bullocks about why she was late!
2.Damnit, if I find that man, I'm cutting off his Sandra Bullocks!

by darkest_light August 31, 2008

bollock dolphin

1. An exclamation of irritation on the realization that the shops are shut after 5pm on a sunday
2. A dolphin with one testicle.
3. A man (or woman) blessed/curse with genetalia resembling an aquatic mammal, e.g dolphin
4. generic impulsive insult

when standing outside Sainsburys at 5:01pm (Sunday)"oh bollock dolphin, one finds that Sainsburys is closed"

or

*general dolphin noises* - "shit! where did the other one go!....oh no im in a tin (although reasonably priced)...mmmmmm"

by Eli (and James) May 31, 2006

Bollock Saw

Having somebody (usually a swamp ninja) janking off your testes whilst being asleep and waking up in a bed of your own sperm and excrement.

Hey that swamp ninja just gave him a bollock saw!

by David Royse October 20, 2006