A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner
by TimsterThePimpster June 20, 2018
by Blames Johns March 09, 2016
by gearsdoesstuff May 02, 2024
A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"
-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"
-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep
Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
by Solvo November 20, 2021
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A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M
“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.
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