Bible Thumper

Person who uses the Bible to attack other via Facebook, Twitter and other social media outlets.

Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).

The bible thumper bigot used their Bible verse of the book of Morons 3: 1-167, 172, 178 to explain that they are never wrong.

by FacebookBibleThumpingHater January 28, 2014

Bielebers

Group of teens who love justin bieber, are only called Bielebers as its socially unacceptable to say retards

Hey look its a group of bielebers looks like special Ed had a day out

by TheKidWithTheBigD July 7, 2016

Sly Bigler

The art of having breakup-sex followed by laying down a turd upon the chest of your now-ex.

'The best part of breaking up is definitely the Sly Bigler.'

'Dude, what a bitch. You should Sly Bigler her ass!'

'He got the house, the dog, AND the Sly Bigler.'

by UnfoldMe January 31, 2006

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.

by table fan February 19, 2021

King James Bible

English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.

The Scripture reading this morning will be taken from the King James Bible.

by Rbd41 December 12, 2011