Area 51

A simple way for the US government to get rid of 1 million people and get away with it

Person1: lets go to area 51 tomorrow
Person2: yes! I'm down
US government: allahu akbar(Drop the bomb)

by Spaghetiddies July 19, 2019

Area 51

The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.

Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?

God: Yes

Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?

God: Because they're idiots

Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever

God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for

Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh

God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51

Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*

by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019

Naruto Area 51

A guy (that literally) managed to go in area 51(while running with his (LoNg) legs)

non lifer 1: Did u see a guy on youtube who ran like a naruto area 51 runner near area 51.
His friend:I aM nOt a NoN lIfer so I DOnt see suCH ShIts LIKe U Do
Nonlifer:Ok u suck i need robux

by Proffesorisblackt69 September 29, 2019

positive area

A very great place to do sexual activities.

Hey let's go to our positive area.

by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017

State Collage Area High School

State collage area high school is a high school made in 1894 the majority of the students from 2016-2019 seem to have made improvements, there is still the usual fucking and shit in the bathrooms and other shit. Most people end up with regular jobs while a few others either end up on top or at the very bottom. The collage is one of the best in the country and seems to be a high ranked collage among others . This high school is not like others, but the fighting and fucking and general high school shit continues to happen. Hope you make it out alive 😂👌

Person A “Man SCASD “State Collage Area High School” sucks ass”
Person B “Not if your smart, which most people aren’t”

by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 29, 2019

Viewing Area

A pathetic way to inform viewers of how large the television market serves when typically a) the market size is small versus b) the effected radiated power serves much further away than its market boundaries.

"The thunderstorms are moving to the north at 10mph outside of the viewing area". The area they are mentioning could very well pick up that television station and are seeking important weather information from them.

Using a map that only shows the counties and locations the television station serves

Using a state abbreviation when a location is outside of their so called "viewing area" within the state the station is located at.

by WRALization March 28, 2009

Area 51

Area 51 is gonna get fucked in the ass by John wick

Fucking John wick is gonna raid Area 51 fuck yeah

by Cock & Ball Torture July 19, 2019