One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
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Did u hear what DOUGLAS (LORD OF ANOREXIA) did at lunch time, he was really weird and awkward towards the grade 7ers
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Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.
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