Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.

She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.

by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017

Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

AJ Amon

He is a very dumb person and is not caring or loving he cannot make you laugh in a heart beat he will cheat on you and break your heart never trust him

did you hear about that AJ Amon he's a BITCH

by Wolfpuppy2723 November 29, 2018

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

Man Among Men

Rhodesian Light Infantry

"Join the Rhodesian Light Infantry, be a Man among Men."

by Borin777 April 16, 2023

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amon Phiman A Watan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit is the capital of Thailand. or Bangkok :)

i live in Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

by JaxsandyDictionary2 February 27, 2021

The God Among Men

He is the perfect specimen

He is The God Among Men

by TheGodAmongMen May 18, 2021