Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

Carson Anus

A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos

carson anus get off the hub

by DCFads2 October 1, 2019

animal anus

animus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus

by ElectricLife September 21, 2014

toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.

I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.

by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015

Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.

"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"

by cate151 January 28, 2017

busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.

I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.

by Saltydong July 27, 2018

hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018