snot mop

longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.

if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.

by andyjosephyo July 24, 2011

Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Soggy mop

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is utterly useless, unattractive, and worn-out — both in appearance and attitude. Often applied to individuals who bring nothing but negativity or incompetence to a situation.

“Nick is a soggy mop of a guy — always complaining, never helping, and somehow always looking like he just rolled out of a bin.”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020

Mop slang word

Mop means nothing. You can use it in replacement for
"Skibidi" and all generation alpha words.

You don't know Mop slang word?

by unfunnyhahahahaha July 3, 2024

Pussy Mop

When your beard is so long you have to shampoo and condition it after your squirter girlfriend cums on your face.

I feel great when my man goes down on me because I know his pussy mop will clean up the mess.

by Phoxy-Kat February 21, 2025

Mop Twat

MOP TWAT: A woman with a stinky vagina. The twat smells so bad like a mix of dirty mop and hotdog water that hasn't been changed for three weeks.

I messed around with a bitch that had a "mop twat" last night.

That chick smells worse than two skunks fighting in a onion patch.

by Klowdz69 December 6, 2025