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Gym-bro Slice

An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.
Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice
by jdbombassmofo December 16, 2021
mugGet the Gym-bro Slicemug.

slice of your cake

a metaphor when i girl wants you
hey lewis that girls looking at you
oh yeah shes well fit
she wants a slice of your cake
by Jgray07 December 25, 2007
mugGet the slice of your cakemug.

Slice Eye Sam

man, the laundrymat washer took my quarters. Ill just ask the slice eye sam to give me a refund...
by J-Bold March 9, 2011
mugGet the Slice Eye Sammug.

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing
I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.
by mcornett14 October 16, 2009
mugGet the Opportunity Sliced Pizzamug.

The Slicing Lizard

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once
Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen
by thesunkendestroyer August 7, 2010
mugGet the The Slicing Lizardmug.

Digi Slices

A pizzeria in a terrible location in Mineola, next to a rehab, where the addicts come from to smoke cigarettes together in front of the pizzeria entrance. There are tremendous rats in the alley out back, and the basement is flooded with sewage. There is no parking and if you do get a spot you will need to pay the parking meter. The owner is a fat two-faced fake backstabbing scumbag who smiles in everyone's face and pretends to want to help people but only cares about himself, his pockets, and his social media page. This place will not exist by April of 2023.
I walked by Digi Slices but couldn't get in the door because of all the rats and dope fiends smoking bogies.
by OzieIslip April 8, 2022
mugGet the Digi Slicesmug.

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma August 14, 2017
mugGet the slicing the pineapplemug.

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