anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb March 10, 2016

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Anal Blow

After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.

Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.

by constructit69 August 14, 2009

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Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

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Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?

Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal

by Babettebear January 24, 2017

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anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.

Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.

by bmdbmdb January 13, 2014

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Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009

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