Yo did you see Bush almost got kicked out of the strippy last night? He gave the girl on stage a Lincoln memorial and the bouncers were not too happy about it
by StripGuy May 28, 2019

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by Dextarian August 16, 2016

It's what vovich has
I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today
by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.
Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!
by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017

Amityville Memorial High School is a ghetto black school full of money hungry thotties and caucasians tryna act like pimp daddies . You catch some blackies in the bathrooms high on drugs and half the school cutting their classes . If you tryna get a high level education this ain’t it right here . If you tryna find a plug this is it right here . There ain’t no baddies tho they got a stink ol personality with flat butts and saggy tits
by Some Nigga Around The Block November 1, 2021

When an old song comes on and you randomly remember all the lyrics. You have just had a beer memory.
The topic of conversation makes you think of a long lost experience from the past.
You have just had a beer memory.
The topic of conversation makes you think of a long lost experience from the past.
You have just had a beer memory.
by Yaya gypsy July 22, 2010
