Guy Santillo

Total simp

Don’t be a guy Santillo

“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”

by asigrocks September 25, 2020

girl's guy

A girl's girl but it's a guy
A guy who really respects girls
A high quality male specimen
Very rare

Hauke is a girl's guy.
Hauke: The first of its kind.

by Charolastracharolo February 23, 2025

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

gay gay he likes other dude

Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker

Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

by haywhatsgooda January 2, 2021

Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.

by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024

guy billie eilish

a guy goth rock star

me: that guy is a guy Billie Eilish
other guy: so what you fucker

by WMWMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWWMMWMWMW November 13, 2020

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

you guys are cowards for always wanting to react to me reflexes

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 18, 2025

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021