poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.

I got a poop poking today.

by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018

poop

A thing that comes out of your butt.

1. I pooped at my pants.

by tae ihi February 3, 2022

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

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by IT-YoSHI_NOT May 29, 2019

Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011

poop

when one has to go to the toilet and it comes out brown and hard

"my poop is coming!!!!"

by BellyyKelly April 11, 2021

Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.

Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)

by logasdhasdjahsdkjhasjhkjhk May 31, 2022