hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 16, 2011

Double-Hand Grandslam

when you use two hands and hit it hard.

Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"

by Velcroeater202 March 18, 2018

GOT U RED HANDED MF

Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life

Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF

by Badonko YT January 20, 2025

Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 24, 2021

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie

by hoemama852 June 09, 2022

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012