The God of Buttplugs

There's a man who supposedly tried being a janitor and lived somewhere in Gotham Maine, who's specialty was he's foul lizard smell of being named anal prob nelson by some

The God of Buttplugs means I'm Dan

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

God

A person who is taller than 180cm.

Tim is not a god because he's 176cm

by Rizmanovski May 20, 2021

God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021

I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still

by TMNT August 10, 2022

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

The Rap God

Some soundcloud rapper that thinks he's all that

John: 'Have you ever heard of 'The Rap God' on soundcloud?'

Anyone: 'No'

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017