blumkin juice

a concoction of various hard clear water looking alcohol mixed together in a Kirkland sparkling orange mango pop bottle that has been emptied and stored in freezer

yo give me water I'm really thirsty says J Cole

"hands him blumkin juice instead "
yo what is this this taste terrible says J Cole

its blumkin juice says Asher Keddie

by blumkin juice bartender February 6, 2025

Juice box

Say it before a telling someone a secret and they can’t tell anyone.

Juice box but Yassin is hot asfk.

by Yassinytoes February 8, 2025

Root Juice

The combination of bodily fluids after performing sex mixed in a cup with wilk.

Bro me and the misses made some root juice that shit was bussin.

by Bussin77 February 14, 2025

bagel juice necktie

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child

Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!

by 26DAM February 22, 2025

sheep juice

A reference to the Jonestown kool aid, that many people are unaware of the danger of drinking (believing). The epilogue of the Twilight Zone Season 4, episode 4 clearly explains why the MAGA movement is dangerous.

With all of the crazy things happening in DC, Sheep Juice must be in the water supply.

by Sgt. Hulka March 4, 2025

Ronnie Juice

Hennessy, Kool-Aid, and Vicodin. This elixir is known to combat the side effects of Gout and Gout Removal Surgery (GRS).

“Pass me my Ronnie Juice,
Henny, Kool-Aid, and Vicodin loose,
Sip it slow, let my mind get loose,
I ain't feelin’ no pain, just floatin’ like Zeus!

by Beetus Buddy March 5, 2025

Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025