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rock valley public school

A public school containing fakes, attention seekers, pick me’s, hicks, trumpies, stoners, and loud people. This is the school where most of the drama happens.
Have you every been to the Rock Valley public school? Well I have and now I have a massive headache from everyone in there.
by haha hey lol March 30, 2021
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puffer rock

Euphemism for farting. Stepping on a puffer rock results in a crop dust.
Dad just stepped on a puffer rock!
by eEyore_21 April 12, 2011
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rock

Yo, i'm bout to rock his ass when i see him.
by ArkAngel NS76 April 16, 2016
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Rock out with your Spock out

Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.
Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.

Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.
by Still VAKEPOR October 22, 2020
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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
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Curtain Rock

The rock above and below a volcanic sills
The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian
by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019
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Rock

A Rock is a special breed of crackhead who acts in a way that to some may seem offensive. The term can also be used in the form “Rocking Out”.
You are such a Rock”
“You Rocking Out?”
by ChrispyChip September 16, 2020
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