distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly
boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass
by kroybetter July 04, 2023
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Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.
Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
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joe horwege

A faglord who likes to simp on every weird girl there is.
by Michelle Daniel October 01, 2021
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joe Drummond

A guy called this is incredibly book smart but also incredibly lazy. They're also incredibly afraid of lots of things including cycling on roads. Other suitable synonyms include Dweebo.
Where's Ben?

Oh he's still trying to get here from the surgical ward

That's only round the corner

I know right. What a joe Drummond
by Stickydragon January 15, 2024
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Joe Hennessey

A big batty boy from trimdon who prances around like he has shat himself and been rammed up the arse. Most of the time he looks like he is falling down a hill and cant pronounce curry and for some reason pronounces it "KERRY". Dont stand within 3 ft of this person when they are talking otherwise you will get drenched in spit. Joe is also a MAMMYS BOY and cant do anything without his mammy and daddy to fuck his little arse the gay cunt
by Grnty January 30, 2024
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joe shmoe

Ugh , look at that joe shmoe , He has no personallity
by the avrg neo-nazi September 22, 2023
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Joe Cheeseman

Joe Cheeseman are one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet, although he gets bored very easy and can unintentionally cause a lot of hurt to a significant other in a relationship when they end things. They are amazing at football and have an immaculate jawline. They're great listeners and like to help people who are upset. They often have very many friends and are very popular. Some times they lie a lot to get out of trouble and end up regretting it once they see it hurt someone they care about.
yeah my ex is Joe Cheeseman, he was good whilst it lasted but he lies a lot.
by welefatal March 19, 2024
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