A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 18, 2005
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something a girl says to a guy making the guy think that the girl likes him, when really all she means that you are doomed to be her friend forever and nothing more. see the ladder theory.
Mary: hey joe, wanna do something sometime?
Joe: okay (i think she likes me)
by Trevor April 29, 2004
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This is what is commonly known as "a lie".
Male: I really Do still respect Females!
Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie!
by Dein mutter December 22, 2007
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The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.
Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?
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Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.
by e_briz July 15, 2008
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Do you fart wit dat ass?

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figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).
person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter
by lucy 2 January 27, 2009
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