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Poop

When you're sitting around doing nothing and you have the loudest largest stinkiest fart. Just when you think it's over you feel fiery pain in your bum and it starts burning you think nothing of it and sit back down and that's when you feel squishy wetness in your underwear. You run to the bathroom with poop trailing behind you and pull down your pants to check it out poop starts flowing out of your pants and flooding your bath room floor. While leaning above the toilet from the force you can feel the poo between your toes. Then your neighbor come knocking on your door because it sounds like you are being murdered so you have to yell that your ok. When the poop is finally over you feel like you just shat out a volcano.
by Yarrrrrrrrrrrsss January 21, 2022
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poop and mint

The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.
Austin: I gotta shit.

Tommy: don't forget a mint.

Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.
by Poop and mint bros May 11, 2016
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Jenna poop

A munyanyo shes a kind person and a munyanyo she likes being funny and she’s a munyanyo
Jenna poop is a kind person
by Valisthequeen February 16, 2021
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poop

chuk , jaime , and aaron .
biggest poops of all time
have you seen the poops ?

i wish the poops would go away 😆😆
by jeanette is coolllllll November 11, 2020
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Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"
by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024
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poop bro

by Fossilnet December 20, 2022
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Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020
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