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Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
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Fuck boy

Fuck boys come in many different shapes and sizes. But at the end of the day they are still a fuck boy. It might be hard to tell if you are talking to a fuck boy so below are signs you should leave his ass

1. He asks for nudes
2.he makes plans but cancels at the last minute

3.he tells you he is not like other guys
4. He rights 420 in his Instagram bio

5. He sends you random dick pics
6. Only communicates through text messages

7. Wants to play 21 questions (it's a trap to see if you are a virgin)

8.flirts with other girls
Here are things a fuck boy would say

"You Whanna vape?"
"What's your bra size?"
"Nudes?"
"Whanna play 21 questions"
"Your getting in the shower without me?"
"I'm not like other guys"
"Whanna Netflix and chill?"
"Bros before hoes"
There's many more things a fuck boy would say. Stay safe and don't send nudes :)
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by Meggymoo4447 May 19, 2016
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Manje Fuck

To be mange or a cunt: a type of person or disease caused by an idiot with no morals the term "MANJE French version or MANGE",suggesting poor condition of the hairy part of the anus due to infection, is sometimes reserved only for nonhuman natured Muppets & creatures of the night.

"One of those people in the world that only cares about themselves & was touched by an uncle"
You are such a Manje fuck.
You Fucken Mange Fuck
by AndyTheComedian January 4, 2020
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fucking karaoke

Strategically placing the word "fuck" into karoake songs
Jeff singing-"I fucking need you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever."

Joel-When you sang "I need you tonight", that wasn't good karaoke, that was good fucking karaoke.
by badkider June 14, 2010
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Shuck Fuck

When farmers get lonely (once their daughters move out), sometimes they will shuck an ear of corn, and insert said ear into their own/acquaintance's/mistress/pig's anus. Shuck fuck.
I done been so lonely since Carla Jean went off to work at Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace, that I had to resort to shuck fuckin! But there ain't no amount o' corn that can shuck fuck my depression away...
by Crusty Howard April 21, 2017
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unofficially fucking

When two people are not yet official dating, but have been fucking.
When are Jenn and Brad going to start dating? They've been unofficially fucking for months now!
by Nastiemastie March 20, 2016
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Fuck-it List

A list of sexual acts in which one wishes to take part before death.
"I've never sealed the deal with a virgin before, I'm putting it on the Fuck-it List."
by 13bitters July 9, 2016
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