Poop

ITS HARD AND NEVER CUMS OUT

I LOVE TO POOP BUT GET HARD BRICK

by sANFNGGUAD March 21, 2022

Poop Tinding

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

by SuperDontay October 2, 2025

Poop Noodle

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

poop

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by getrickrolled6473 November 11, 2022

Déjà-poops

When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.

Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops

by JonseyJ February 25, 2022

Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020