I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

Rock-Rolled

Rick Rolling, but instead of Never gonna give you up, it's the rocks part in face off

Person 1: Sends a link to person 2
Person 2: opens the link
"It's about drive, it's about power"
Person 1: You just got rock-rolled

by Default jesus December 25, 2021

rock roll

It's like rick rolling some one, but with The Rocks' feature in "Face Off."

Friend: OMG! Is that a rock roll?

You: Bro, wtf is a rock roll?

by supertay24 December 29, 2021

the rock with hair

the rock with hair is a mythical creature that no one remembers
he is dangerous because he could use his special power move the eyebrow raise.
the eyebrow raise throws the opponent in the air and bombards them with memes

person 1 "hey have you seen the rock with hair?"
person 2 "he had hair?????"
person 3 "RUN HES COMING"
the rock with hair 'raises eyebrow'
everyone in a 100 mile radius "ahhh help me!! too many taco bel noises"

by the rock with hair March 10, 2022

rock cock killer 9000

it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd

oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool

rayan: no i have not what is this product

by THE J!!! March 10, 2022

Let's rock n' roll

a word that boomers use when talking about doing anything slightly to the left of doing dishes for fun

"you boys ready for some competitive knitting, alright let's rock n' roll!"

by bakedalaskathepunk March 15, 2022

Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"

by cavey123 March 17, 2022