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CAT scale

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.
"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"
by Rousate July 12, 2022
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cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob
how was your cat feed
by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 2, 2023
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i ate a cat

by spapaspap January 3, 2022
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Cats

Cats are cute animals that haves cute meow
'' I love cats''
by ilovecat69 July 12, 2022
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Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.
Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*
by Guest06901 February 19, 2022
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Cat Doctor

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"
by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017
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cat vega

a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.
cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha
by slimshadyzshawty July 31, 2021
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