When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006
Get the One-Eyed Willy mug.when a male thrusts his genitalia into a female and then quickly retracts back leaving thus female unsatisfied and deeply frustrated and gives thus male the feeling of dominance
by Looee is a batti crease June 25, 2014
Get the the one bang mug.Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
by jessea April 5, 2006
Get the "two for one" mug.Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit
by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008
Get the Number one gun! mug.A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
by phuntime May 6, 2011
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Klem: Time to go an skeer one up!
Jethro: Git dem dogs out the pen!
Grandma: Thank gawd I just warshed and and pressed yer hoods!
Klem: Time to go an skeer one up!
Jethro: Git dem dogs out the pen!
Grandma: Thank gawd I just warshed and and pressed yer hoods!
by chillinpaul September 12, 2014
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2. Ok you ever just like letting one RIP and you feel so relieved that you kinda hope it happens again so you can relive the moment?
2. Ok you ever just like letting one RIP and you feel so relieved that you kinda hope it happens again so you can relive the moment?
by Yourhighnessthegr8 June 21, 2019
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