person universe version 3

person 1:ugh I'm bored
Person 2: me too
Person 1: the last time I was bored you appeared
Person 2: maybe the same thing will happe-
Person 2 gets crushed
Person 2: what- the- heck man
Person 3: gogoGA
Person 1: why the heck is there a fat baby on you
Person 2: idk

Person universe version 3 unlocks person 3: the fat one.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

John 3:33

Those who have accepted that you will eat a bug, will not eat a bug.

Person 1: "Hey do you eat bugs?"
Person 2: "I live by John 3:33."
Person 1: "Oh cool."

by chatteringlackofcommonsense June 29, 2023

my emma <3

i was thinking u+me= valentines :3

i love my emma <3

by nicklepickle8 January 30, 2023

3 Fingers Up

shows your madly in love with cee full stop😼

Did you see them man with 3 Fingers Up

Yeah I was with them

by 444.cee April 7, 2022

December 3

national lil baby day anyone born on this day that’s not lil baby is nonexistent

today is december 3rd also known as national lil baby day

by k lol. December 3, 2020

Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.

Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.

by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023

December 3

It’s December 3 people give your friend/s’o your jacket or sweater because eventually they won’t like you anymore because of someone else’s eyes.

You: Here’s my jacket because it’s December 3
S’o/friend: Oh thanks. Here’s mine

S’o/friend: nvm I don’t like you anymore because that person walking by has nice eyes

by ZeroTheHero1 December 3, 2021