Mom

The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.

Your mom is really fuggin hot my dood.

by W00pA k0oPa December 11, 2020

ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

by Flatfuzz December 14, 2020

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

Mom Appreciation Day

Appreciate your mom for not being dead or appreciate her life! March 3rd!!

"Dude, when you get home tell your mom you love her! It's Mom appreciation day remember!! March 3rd!!"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

ur mom

ugly

ur mom is ugly

by plumpus mc thick December 15, 2020

your mom

broke

girl: i cant afford jordans
other girl: your mom BROKE

by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020