National fart day

On October 10th, national fart day is a day respecting and honoring all the farts that has happened in the world over time.

Bro, it’s national fart day!

by Kamwalker245 October 3, 2020

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Confess to crush day

On October 27th, it’s confess to crush day. If you are crushing on someone, that day will be the day you tell them.

Noah: Dude, it’s confess to crush day. You have to tell her about your feelings.
You: Oh sh!t...

by secretperson😶 October 4, 2020

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Hippie Bird Day

Hippy Bird Day is an unusual way to wish an unusual person a happy birthday.

I wished Rainbow a Hippie Bird Day to help her celebrate her birthday.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017

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I'm 7 days

Instead of saying " I'm weak ", you would say " I'm 7 days " because 7 days is a week and weak and week have the same pronunciation.

Chris : knock knock.
Brandon : who is there ?
Chris : Goke ...

Brandon : Goke who ? ... OOHHH I GET IT HAHAHAH I'M 7 DAYS BRO!

by your local yay arean April 10, 2017

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Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017

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National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019

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