Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.
Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!
by E hates Q January 08, 2024
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Lawyer asking client for money to continue case: "Harold, I work on green inspiration."
Michael Connelly , "The Lincoln Lawyer."
Michael Connelly , "The Lincoln Lawyer."
by Berkeley Child December 10, 2016
by shreklives April 14, 2022
the answer to "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"
someone: "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"
me: "green"
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me: "green"
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by i kind of look like beyonce May 25, 2022
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