by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008
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by True stuff March 30, 2016
Get the owens dick mug.Nigger Dick is used in replacement for "Fuck", or "Shit". Its more creative and will get a laugh due to its randomness.
Because when you think of Nigger Dick, you picture a big, black hairy Penis.
By the way, don't say it in front of a African American person...unless they know the just, they are from the Bahamas or you REALLY wanna get your ass kicked by some guy named Tyron.
Because when you think of Nigger Dick, you picture a big, black hairy Penis.
By the way, don't say it in front of a African American person...unless they know the just, they are from the Bahamas or you REALLY wanna get your ass kicked by some guy named Tyron.
lil Jay jay: Bra...you want some wine
Billy: Hell yeah Bra! Hook dat sit up!
lil Jay jay:*Spills wine on pants* Woops!
Billy: Nigger Dick!
Thank you....White Power!
Billy: Hell yeah Bra! Hook dat sit up!
lil Jay jay:*Spills wine on pants* Woops!
Billy: Nigger Dick!
Thank you....White Power!
by oooOOOOooooNegrooooOOOOooo April 20, 2006
Get the Nigger Dick mug.A penis that is small when compared to other guys. It resembles a little boy's penis especially if it has tiny balls to match.
A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
A lot of girls like a small penis because it is fun for them to play with and will still pleasure them without hurting them.
I have a small penis and my girlfriend loves to play with it. She calls it her toy and loves when it is inside her.
Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"
Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
Guy in locker room: "Dude, I never saw your dick before! My six year old brother has more meat than that!"
Me: "Dude, my girlfriend loves sucking it since it is small and cute. She also thinks my balls are fun to play with. I am so lucky to have a small dick that girls love!"
by Small Junk May 4, 2008
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1). something that is completley and utterly mind blowing, spectacular or just simply amazing.
2). the act of placing some type of sweet food (frosting, syrup, marshmallow fluff, etc.) before recieving a blow job.
2). the act of placing some type of sweet food (frosting, syrup, marshmallow fluff, etc.) before recieving a blow job.
Dave: "Yeah man we are getting threes kegs for the house tonight."
Mills: "SWEET DICK."
Jeff: "They call him sweet dick because he puts frosting on his penis before getting blow."
Mills: "SWEET DICK."
Jeff: "They call him sweet dick because he puts frosting on his penis before getting blow."
by Frank Mills August 5, 2006
Get the sweet dick mug.One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.
You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:
1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:
1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
"Don't be such a dick turner"
Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"
Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"
Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
by OG Branflake January 4, 2009
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