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Filipino doggy bag

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.
"Bro... that girl I took home last night left my place with a Filipino doggy bag"
by Wood side!!!!! November 1, 2016
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Bag O' Nasty

When a chick possess the triple threat combination of a FUPA, a Badonkadonk, and a Cameltoe.
Star Jones, in the heyday of "The View", could barely fit her bag o' nasty in the studio chair, let alone the camera shot.
by Eaten By Wolves December 10, 2006
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bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.
Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.
by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016
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bad bag of dope

1. Any amount of a non-specific drug (commonly weed), that appears to be acceptable, but is so bad that upon ingestion you realize it was not worth the time, money and effort. There is a probability a sizable portion will go unused.

2. Can be referred to a person you had high hopes for but let's you down.
"Man! This weed is a bad bag of dope! I aint even high! I'll bag the rest up and sell it to some duck."

Lil Wayne fell off like a bad bag of dope! Autotune and shit!
by AlexanderK July 5, 2010
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bag-o-shite

A bag of shite. Crap. Cac. Biz. Bollocks.
What an absolute bag-o-shite.
Pop idol is a bag-o-shite.
Scrap that bag-o-shite.
by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003
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walnut bag

when its really cold out and ur bag contracts and goes really har
u know uve had, all guys get it
by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004
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Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.
Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!
by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011
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