by Tanner_M November 27, 2015
Get the Lifemug. Life is so meaningless with life in it
by Totally not a doofus April 28, 2021
Get the Lifemug. A syndrome that usually appears in empath people (me), If I compliment people that are royal to me, I always will know whether they're consumption and know their heartbeat but it's hard to say if they're old it'll kill me if I read two people heart beats at the same time.
Shadow, I know you're consuming because I have the third curse I don't tell you it's called Life Blood Syndrome can you please stop saying I'm going to bang my mom
by IsMeNaroth January 25, 2022
Get the Life Blood Syndromemug. Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021
Get the Lifemug. The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever
Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “
Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
by 12345808 April 30, 2021
Get the Stock Lifemug. Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Get the Athletic sex lifemug. by Team Saveea August 14, 2017
Get the sneezed the life out of memug.