Life

The terrifying time that is only fun for the first 11-12 years
Dead people: “I remember life, it got stressful after 12 years”
by Thetruther99 December 29, 2021
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Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.
by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009
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life is a waste of time
by vnfjvnrjvn April 16, 2022
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i don't have a life, so i'm gonna search it on urban dictionary
by eee12 February 19, 2019
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Morgan: I didn't ask kid!
Me: At least I have a life
Morgan: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!11111!11!111!!111!!11
Me: FU-
by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022
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Life is difficult sometimes. People make mistakes during their lifetime. Some overcome those mistakes and see a chance to change into a better person, while others look at those mistakes as a downfall. Be the person that tries changing into something better. Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you have to keep moving. Nothing ever comes easy; the only way to ride a bike is to learn. No one can *find* a happy life, they have to *make* it. So, be yourself in order to obtain that happiness in life. And remember, there is always light at the end of the tunnel
"Damnit, i hate my life, if only it can be a bit better"

"Well, have you been looking forward to something good happening?"
"yes, i have"
"Hmm. Why dont you try making it happen. Set a time (for example, a week, month, or even a year) for the thing you want to accomplish, happen."

a few months later

"i took your advice, and at first, it didnt work, but i never gave up. I finally got what i wanted!"
"glad to hear that, mate"
by HeidiMorrow April 30, 2023
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